are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
Yes!!
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IM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN HELP ME
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You know out of context this looks really horrifying and strange.
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this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
okay ready
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
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Cat replying at the meowing mobile.
My heart! It sounds so concerned, like “are you in there, tiny cat? Why aren’t you coming out of there?”
It is so adorable.
I think that ringtone is a kitten calling for it’s mom. Our cat used to do something similar every time kittens came on the TV and started meowing - she’d come running into the room like: “BABIES?! Ohmygod, babies? Where are they? Are they okay? Are they my babies? Babies?”
I just made the mistake of watching this with my kitten on my lap and now he’s going crazy and looking at me like MUM WHAT’S GOING ON…..
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
IT GOT BETTER
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EDIT3: Featured in Trixel Tuesday! So much awesome work created with Hexels! They’re going to be big!
EDIT2: After posting on reddit, some people requested MINECRAFT TRIXEL as a print! It’s for sale now here!
EDIT: Wow! Front page of reddit in /r/minecraft!
Some art I made with Hexels, an awesome indie tool by Hex-Ray Studios.
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you know what you could have instead of children?
- a nice house
- a nice car
- really nice shoes
- diamonds
- open weekends
- vacations that aren’t “child-friendly”
- nice things in general
- basically whatever you want because children are expensive and material things don’t grow up to resent you
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Semi Transparent Cat (fur matches colour of your blog)
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Unusual Date Ideas
If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them
THIS IS RELAVENT NOW
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